Ode to the Sausage Roll

(Sing to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree").
Written by: Amy, JC and MC

Oh sausage roll,
Oh sausage roll,
How lovely is your biscuit.

Oh sausage roll,
Oh sausage roll,
How lovely is your meat.

All tender and delightful,
We dip you in our ketchup,
Oh sausage roll,
Oh sausage roll,
How lovely Christmas morning.

(Please appreciate that I tried to balance the fat content of the sausage patty by buying the "heart healthy" version of the Bisquick. Somehow it made it all seem OK going down...)