Sunday, February 26, 2012

Ode to Sleep Deprivation

Do you like sleeping my little man?
I do not like it, Mommy Dear.
I do not like sleeping by myself at all.



Would you like sleeping here or there?
I would not like sleeping here or there.
I would not like sleeping anywhere.
I do not like sleeping on my own.
I do not like it, Mommy Dear.



Would you like to sleep in a house?
Would you like to sleep in a crib?

I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it in a crib.
I do not like sleeping here or there.
I do not like sleeping anywhere.
I do not like sleeping on my own.
I do not like it Mommy Dear.



Would you sleep in a car seat?
Would you sleep in your swing?
Would you sleep in a bouncy chair?
Not in a car seat.
Not in a swing.
Not in a bouncy chair.
Not in a house.
Not in a crib.
I will not sleep here or there.
I would not sleep just anywhere.
I do not like to sleep alone.
I do not like it, Mommy Dear.



I like to sleep in your arms.
I like to sleep curled on your chest.
I like it on your lap in the blue chair.
I like it with bottles of milk on demand.
I will sleep with you in the chair.
Aren't I cuddly Mommy Dear?


Good thing he is so stinkin' cute!

This baby is the love of our family's life right now.

Isn't he incredibly handsome? He has us tightly wrapped around his little fingers.

We love his hazel eyes and big chubby cheeks!

Ah...love.


But we need advice...how did you get your newborn babies to sleep better at night?????