Dear Sleep,
I am writing to apologize. I think I have offended you and I am begging for you to return. I know that I have abused you in the past, taken you for granted, been callous to your 8 hour needs...but I am now begging for forgiveness. If you will come back, I will treasure and cherish you. I promise to give you ALL the time you need and demand. I will never put you off again...not even for a riveting book, movie, or bowl of ice-cream. I will be faithful and devoted.
I promise. I have learned my lesson. Please come back. Baby and I need you.
xo,
amy
