Dear Woman in the car leaving Costco,
I'm fascinated by how a person drives a stick shift car, smokes a cigarette, and talks on her cell phone all at once. Talk about multi-tasking...you were quite a sight.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Woman Weeding Her Yard,
You were a lovely lady but if you are going to wear very short orange shorts and bend over in them to weed, you might want to consider a change in outfit. It was a little alarming to look up and see so much of you.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Me,
How is it that you finish every day with so much stuff all over your clothes? Really, it is alarming. You might consider a big bib. Just a thought.
Sincerely,
Me
