Friday, May 28, 2010

Good Times

"Do I have dreams? Do I have aspirations? No, but I have a toliet bowl that's spring time fresh!"



Click here for: Family Dog, Part 1


Some serious good times care of the 80's. Ah, the memories. I'm going to go put on a little blue eye shadow, get a spiral perm, and have a good laugh!

P.S. Probably not for kids...especially boys that already think "popping bunnies" and such is hilarious...did not help my case by letting them watch the clip this morning. Bad mom...bad, bad mom!

P.S.S. I can't stop...Family Dog...Part 2

P.S.S.S. OK...let's just finish it off. Family Dog...Part 3

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Just Thought I'd Drop a Line

Dear Woman in the car leaving Costco,
I'm fascinated by how a person drives a stick shift car, smokes a cigarette, and talks on her cell phone all at once. Talk about multi-tasking...you were quite a sight.

Sincerely,
Me




Dear Woman Weeding Her Yard,
You were a lovely lady but if you are going to wear very short orange shorts and bend over in them to weed, you might want to consider a change in outfit. It was a little alarming to look up and see so much of you.

Sincerely,
Me



Dear Me,
How is it that you finish every day with so much stuff all over your clothes? Really, it is alarming. You might consider a big bib. Just a thought.

Sincerely,
Me